‘NUFF SAID! Weekly Word Balloon Contest #1

Write Your Word Balloons In A Post
Jose and Ian will pick 2 to 3 finalists each week.
Then you will ALL vote in a quick 24 HOUR POLL every Wednesday!
Winner Wins a Prize and Sees His/Her Cover Complete With Word Balloons!
Contest ends at one second BEFORE Midnight (11:59:59 pm) US Central Standard Time on Tuesday 2.21.12

THIS WEEKS PRIZE:
Scott Snyder Signed Copy of American Vampire Vol 1 HC
+ A Scott Snyder Signed American Vampire Promo Sheet!

☛ COMPLETE CONTEST RULES☚
1. WORD BALLOON entries MUST BE POSTED on this post on the Inveterate Media Junkies website. NO EMAILS please.
2. You may ENTER as OFTEN as you like! There is no limit to the number of entries! You can write WORD BALLOONS for 1, 2 or ALL 3 Covers!
3. Contest will run from the moment this post first appears on the Inveterate Media Junkies website until 11:59:59pm CST 2/21/12. You must post your proposed WORD BALLOONS by 11:59:59pm for your entry to be valid.
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45 Responses to ‘NUFF SAID! Weekly Word Balloon Contest #1

  1. Insideman says:

    Thanks to Ed2962 and several other stellar members of the IMJ Nation™ for their cool ideas for a Cover Contest! Jose and I are looking forward to seeing your creativity!

    So you know: Entries can be SERIOUS or FUNNY. Your choice! You can write the words like you’re the Editor of a 1970s comic… Or you can have fun! Do BOTH!

  2. Tiger Topher says:

    For Godzilla Legends #4…

    Godzilla: So, this is your “sick mother”?
    Hedorah: It’s not what it looks like!

    Or…

    Hedorah: I’m sorry, Mechagodzilla, but the baby isn’t yours. Godzilla is the true father.

  3. Tiger Topher says:

    For All Star Western #6…

    JONAH HEX — TRAPPED ON A MEAT LOAF ALBUM COVER!!!

  4. Locusmortis says:

    Godzilla – “Listen fellas can’t we all just get along?” (has to be in a Dr. Phil accent)

  5. MicahSkin says:

    For Jonah and the Bat
    Jonah hex “I DON’T KNOW YOU! THAT’S MY PURSE!”

    For Godzilla
    MechaGodzilla “Ok, I think we’re all in a safe place now, I think we can try a tentative hug. Who volunteers to go first? Hedorah, you look pensive… I’m guessing…”

    For Jennifer Blood
    Random dude “Yeah, I left the toilet seat up. What are you gonna do abo… I’ll go put it down right before I go about bettering myself and finding my love of commitment.

  6. NicktheStick says:

    All Star Western
    Bat “Did you just shoot at me…? I can’t believe you just shot at me!!”

    Jennifer Blood
    Girl (assuming it’s Jennifer?) THOUGHT BALLOON “Maybe if I lie like this he’ll think I’m sleeping.”

    Godzilla
    Godzilla “Wow! Would you look at that poop? I swear that ways at least 1000 Courics.”

    I just had to go cheesy and throw in some poop jokes.

  7. Locusmortis says:

    Jennifer Blood – “If it wasn’t for the goddam breast-fetishist cover artist I’d be able to stand up!”

  8. Tiger Topher says:

    For Godzilla Legends #4…

    Mechagodzilla: What have you two done to my scale model of Tokyo? It’s… It’s ruined!!!

    Hedorah: We are so busted.

  9. Kyle says:

    All-Star Western #6: Jonah Hex to the man behind him- “So the GIANT BAT was RIGHT behind me and you didn’t say ANYTHING?!”

    Jennifer Blood #9: Jennifer to self- “Maybe if I lie in this oh so natural pose I can draw the perverts out.”

    Godzilla Legends #4: Mechagodzilla to all- “Ok, we’re all straight on the rules? If Godzilla can turn Laney Boggs into Prom Queen, he wins the bet.”

    • J. says:

      “Ok, we’re all straight on the rules? If Godzilla can turn Laney Boggs into Prom Queen, he wins the bet.”

      Fucking awesome.

  10. Insideman says:

    These are all so GREAT! Keep going! Contest doesn’t end until Tuesday Night! :D

  11. Kyle says:

    All-Star Western #6: Jonah Hex to Giant Bat – “Excuse me Mr. Giant Bat Sir, but I don’t let just ANYBODY touch my ankle.”

    Jennifer Blood #9: Jennifer to self – “I am SO firing my agent!”

    Godzilla Legends #4: Mechagodzilla to all – “There’s nothing like a burning city and thousands of people screaming to warm you up during winter eh?”

  12. Blanchard says:

    Godzilla Legends #4

    Godzilla: That’s it! If Mothra is late for one more jam session ,he’s out of the band!!!!

    • Blanchard says:

      All Star Western #6

      Bat to Jonah Hex: I’m serious Jonah, letting me catch you as you fall backwards is a great trust-building exercise.

  13. NicktheStick says:

    All Star Western:
    Jonah Hex: “Nobodys Gonna Lay a Finger on my Butterfinger”

    Jennifer Blood”
    Jennifer: “Nope. Your phone isn’t under here.”

    Godzilla
    Godzilla: “Alright, there is only one way to settle this…. One, Two, Three, not it!”
    Mechagodzilla: “Not it!”
    Hedorah: “Not… ah damn!”

  14. J. says:

    Heh, these are pretty good so far. Send more if you have them, everybody.

  15. Tiger Topher says:

    For Jennifer Blood #9…

    Lara Croft in Womb Raider: A XXX Parody

    Or…

    Man: The safe word is “dynamite”.

    Or…

    Hey, fanboys! We might not have plots or characters that you give a shit about, but we do have guns and tits, so buy our book.

  16. J. says:

    Mechagodzilla: “So, I says to Rodan look, you need to break up with her, dude. Seriously. If Mothra is gonna cheat on you with Battra there is summtin’ fucked up there. Aren’t they like cousins or whatever? Which reminds me, my cousin Destroyer has been crashing at my place for like a week now. He said it would only be for like a couple of days until he finds a job but he hasn’t gotten up from my couch ALL WEEK. All he does is sit there in his bathrobe watching soap operas. The other day I went to pour some milk into my cereal and guess what? Fucker drank it all and put the empty gallon back into the fridge. I mean, who does that? I gotta get that asshole outta my apartment…”

    TWENTY MINUTES LATER

    Mechagodzilla: “And the doctor doesn’t know what kinda rash it is. I have no idea what to do. It fucking itches like a…”

    Godzilla: (Whispering) “Fucking hell, Hedorah. You’re friends with this guy? Why did you bring him to the party?”

    Hedorah: (Whispering) “Me? I don’t know this guy. I thought you knew him.”

    Godzilla:(Whispering) “You’re fucking kidding me, right? Sigh…”

  17. Belphegor says:

    For All Star Western:

    ‘We can’t stop here. This is bat country’.

  18. NicktheStick says:

    Godzilla:
    Godzilla and Hedorah:
    “Patty cake, patty cake, baker’s man.
    Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
    Roll it up, roll it up;
    And throw it in a pan!
    Patty cake, patty cake, baker’s man.”
    Mechagodzilla: “Guys, let me in. I wanna play too!”

    All Star Western:
    Bat: “Are you my mother?”

  19. PhilBetaGAMMA says:

    All Star Western: Bat; So Jonah…. U swear, flames work as well as deodorant, right?
    Jennifer Blood: Jennifer; Hmmph. At least l’m from lDW. l don’t know how Selina Kyle gets away with it!
    Godzilla King 0f The Monsters: Godzilla; Seriously Mecha G,, lf l didn’t asorb more radiatioh, then why is the DEUCE l just dumped, staring back at us?

  20. hackslash2020 says:

    All-Star Western #6

    Giant-Bat: Why are you standing so close?
    Jonah Hex: I have no social skills.

    Godzilla Legends #4

    Godzilla: Somebody farted.
    Hedorah: That’s definitely a monster fart.
    Mechagodzilla: I did it. I monster-farted.

    • Jennifer Blood #9

      Jennifer(thinking): I am getting a strange vibe from this guy, better be careful.
      Guy: …Babygirl, you mean more to me than Home Depot means to Mister Logorado and.you mean more then me than (becoming unreadable small letters)

  21. jocrlujr says:

    Godzilla Legends #4

    Mechagodzilla: It’s time for Real Steel!
    Godzilla: You mean rock’em sock’em robots the movie?
    Mechagodzilla: No, it totally has an original premise!
    Hedorah: I swear, everytime we hang out you two find the stupidest crap to argue over.

  22. Jonah Hex. “I thought you said giant HAT!”

  23. Locusmortis says:

    Godzilla – “Ok we’re reforming the monster band, I call lead guitar”
    MechaGodzilla – “I call drums!”
    Hedorah – “Why do I always have to play fucking bass guitar?”
    ….
    Godzilla and MechaGodzilla – “BECAUSE YOU SUCK!”

  24. Insideman says:

    This is honor of Dan Slott!

    Gozilla: Who FARTED?!

    MechaGodzilla: Oh, sorry man… That’s me. Ever since the prices SPIKED, I’ve been forced to buy lower octane gas instead of Supreme.

    Hedorah: Fucking Oil Companies!!

  25. Kyle says:

    All Star Western #6:
    Giant Bat to Jonah Hex as a tribute to Doakes from Showtime’s Dexter – “SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA!!!”

    Jennifer Blood #9:
    On cover in big bold letters – “CONTENT, SHMONTENT”

    Godzilla Legends #4:
    Godzilla to Hedorah – “Mortal Kombat on the Sega Genesis is the best video game ever”
    Mechagodzilla to Godzilla – “I disagree, It’s a very good game but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever”
    Godzilla to Mechagodzilla – “Donkey kong SUCKS!”
    Mechagodzilla to Godzilla – “You know something? YOU SUCK!!!”

  26. NicktheStick says:

    Jennifer Blood:
    Caption by a person off book: “Huh huh huh”
    Caption by a different person off book: “Heh heh heh.”
    Caption by 1st again: “Huh huh, Hey Beavis, huh, what is this? huh.”
    Caption by 2nd again: “Heh heh, I don’t care… look…BOOBS!”

  27. jocrlujr says:

    Jennifer Blood

    “Be vewy vewy quiet, I’m hunting wapists.”

  28. Pobra says:

    All-star Western
    Bat: HELLO!
    Hex: Uncle Leo?

    Jennifer Blood
    Man: Oh, the things I would do to you… If my hands weren’t inexplicably fused to my stomach.
    JB: Whatever…

    Godzilla Legends
    Godzilla: No, Hedorah! It’s step, turn, pivot, turn, THEN pirouette!
    Mechagodzilla: We’re SO not making finals.

  29. VictimPrime says:

    These captions are way too long, but I haven’t done anything like this in awhile, so it was good practice. ;)

    ((I have no idea what Hex’s sidekick name is, so I named him ‘nerd’))

    Jonah Hex: Why is this not working?
    Nerd: First of all, the belly rubbing thing only works on Alligators, second of all, your rubbing it’s belly with a lit torch, so I wouldn’t think it would work in any case .
    Jonah Hex: Fuck it, I’m hitting it in the face with this ax!
    Nerd: Sigh, of course you are..

    Random comments from evil guys in background:
    What the Hell is he doing with that torch?
    That is totally inappropriate, bad touch!
    It’s a fruit bat for god’s sake!

    ((This one was tough for me, couldn’t really think of anything.))

    Jennifer Blood learns the hard way that Anime sex dolls have a totally different attitude when it comes to women….

    ((this one grew out of control pretty quick, and I wasn’t even drinking tonight.))

    Godzilla: Hedorah,You know a stare-down contest is a terrible way to settle this right?
    Hedorah: Don’t try to psych me out Zilla, just admit you guys don’t have that balls to stare me down.
    MechaGodzilla: Humm, I don’t have eyelids dumbass!
    Godzilla: and I don’t have balls, I’m a female.
    MechaGodzilla: Dude, we have been over this before, you are a male, get over it.
    Godzilla: I lay eggs all the time!
    MechaGodzilla: In the movies, not the comics books.
    Hedorah: Did you know I have no gender, being a living pile of pollution?
    MechaGodzilla: Nobody cares about the gender of c-list Godzilla opponents.
    Hedorah: Dude, that was harsh!
    Godzilla; Anyway, Mecha, you are suppose to be a copy of me right? Well, your looking pretty smooth and shiny down there, almost female if I do say so myself.
    MechaGodzilla: That would be because my robotic genitally is fully retractable into my armored body, for my protection.
    Godzilla: Fully retracted? Wait! let me try something…
    ::Boing!::
    MechaGodzilla: Dude! Gross! Put that thing away!
    Hedorah: Impressive, I’m suddenly feeling very female here..
    Godzilla: Really Hedorah? Well, no point in putting this thing away loaded, amiright?
    MechaGodzilla: That’s it, I’m outta here!

  30. NicktheStick says:

    Godzilla:
    Godzilla: “That’ll teach those kids for not letting us into their Glee club.”

    If you can’t tell by now, I have a few days off, so is one of the many things to keep me occupied.

  31. Tiger Topher says:

    For Jennifer Blood #9…

    Caption: How safe can sex be when there are guns involved?

  32. Allfather says:

    For Johah Hex:
    Jonah: “Arkham, stopping pissing about and gather it’s valuable guano – I need fertilizer for my petunias”.

    For Jennifer Blood #9:
    Guy: (To the tune of Hendrix’s “Purple Haze”): “Excuse me, while I unzip my fly”.

    For Godzilla Legends #4:
    All three together: “The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump. Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump”

  33. Insideman says:

    Contest #1 ENDS tonight! So keep ‘em coming! :D

  34. Jennifer Blood: Thought bubble – If he gets it in my hair again…

    Godzilla: Mecha – Woah, woah, woah! I thought you said this was the Safety Dance.

  35. Godzilla-
    MechaGodzilla: Godzilla! who the hell is this? You better not be cheating on me?
    Hedorah: What! Godzilla, there’s some one else besides me?
    Godzilla: crap.

    Jennifer Blood-
    Man in background: don’t look at me, I don’t matter.
    Jennifer Blood: Come on guys, buy this book, don’t you think I’m sexy, Come on, just buy it, guns and boobs.

    All Star Western-
    Hex: Damn it Arkham! I told you my gun would work better than this torch.
    Arkham: oh my…

  36. NicktheStick says:

    Godzilla:
    Godzilla: “There we destroyed Skywalker Ranch. George Lucas Better have been in there!”
    Mechagodzilla: “Yeah, cause if he wasn’t he would come back and remaster this cover and make so we didn’t just destroy his ranch. You know… and put some ewoks in.”
    Hedorah: “Guys, I don’t want to be turned into an Ewok.”

    or

    Caption: A flash forward to the 2012 Stanley Cup finals.
    Mecahgodzilla: “Dammit! I can’t believe the Canucks lost in the final! Again!

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