Write Your Word Balloons In A Post!
Jose and Ian will pick 2 to 3 finalists each week.
Then you will ALL vote in a quick 24 HOUR POLL every week!
Winner Wins a Prize and Sees His/Her Cover Complete With Word Balloons!
Contest ends at one second BEFORE Midnight (11:59:59 pm) US Central Standard Time on Friday 3.9.12
THIS WEEKS PRIZE!
A PRISTINE MINT copy of
Craig Thompson’s AWESOME
Habibi Hardcover!
Cover #2: Villain: I told you to keep your concha webs off The Scorpion’s lawn cabrón!
Spider-Man: That’s it! No more rescuing kittens out of trees in El Barrio!!!
Hawk and Dove Cover:
What we really thought you were pretending to be Daniel Day Lewis from My Left foot…we didnt realize you were a character from a Rob Liefeld Comic
Booster: Why can’t we get a decent cover artist on Justice League International!?! DAMN YOU, DIDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
JLI
Booster: “KHAAAN!!!”
JLI
Booster: “Why did I have to become a greedy dick again? I hate this new DC timeline.”
JLI:
Caption: Booster Gold remembers his life and times before Flashpoint
Booster: “Where is my Michelle, Rip Hunter, my newly adopted daughter and Ted Kord? AHHHH!”
more JLI:
Caption: We just took the Bwahaha out of comics.
For Hawk and Dove…
Caption 1: It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for…
Caption 2: Hawk and Dove do battle with the love child of Deathstroke and Kraven!
Hawk and Dove#7 cover:
HUNTER: Behold my ability to lift up Dove without actually holding onto her!!!
JLI#7 cover:
Booster: Okay! Okay! I’ll say it! Geoff Johns is the greatest writer DC ever had! J-just, please, SPARE ME!!!”
USM#8:
Spider-Man: Really Bendis? This is the best you could come up with?!? I mean, I know 75% of the Ultimate Universe is dead, but… come on! A steroid abusing wrestler with tattoes all over his body? SERIOUSLY???
JLI: Damn it Lopresti! Why can’t U draw the covers, SOMETIMES? Well, at least we got The Hawk ‘n Dove cover, beat!
Ult. Spidey: Wouldja hold still, Spidey? lf l told u once, l told u a million times; it’s all about the accessorizing!
H & D: Hawk:to Dove; Hold on Dove, l think we can wear him down.
Dove to Hawk; Will do, Hawk!
Villain; Will u both plz shut up? l’m the one who will most likely be misproportianately drawn in Deathstroke, or horribly written, in Grifter!
Hawk and Dove#7
CAPTION: Because Kraven the Hunter was a BAD BOY in his previous life, he has been reincarnated into the WORST fate imaginable…
Starring as the villain in a Rob Liefeld comic!
Hawk: I’m gonna stab yer pointy feet with ma pointy stick!!!”
Booster: SUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE! (In honor of my friend’s first website trying to get Surge back on the shelves)
Spiderman: “Ok, admit it, Spider-twerp. Guessing ‘Scorpian’ as the safe word was a lucky guess. ADMIT IT!”
Pouches McHoulahan: “I’m a mix of Ka-Zar, Cyber, Nick Fury AND Cable. Neither of your arguments are valid!”
Justice League International – “What will become of PIIIZZAAA NIIIGGHHHTTT?!?!?”
Ultimate Comics Spiderman- “You’re going to regret those tattoos when you’re older.”
Hawk & Dove – “Triple the strength, Double the Left Feet!”
JLI
Caption: Booster Gold once again fails to realize that, as a time traveler, he probably should’ve known this would happen.
Booster: Damn you hindsight!!!
Ultimate Spiderman-
Spiderman thought balloon: Beige…I think I’ll paint the borders of the cover beige.
Tattooed Man thought balloon: Think about baseball…Think about baseball…
Hawk and Dove-
Hawk speech balloon: Slade Wilson! Why are you wearing Sabertooth’s old pants?
Villain speech balloon: What? With all the teeth gashing I thought this was another Wolverine spin-off!
Dove thought balloon: I’d comment, but being a female drawn by Rob Liefeld, my face is incapable of expressing any emotion!
Liefeld signature speech balloon: Ha! Make fun of my art all you want, fanboys! I made like a million dollars in the 90′s and I’m STILL getting work! I win!
JLI: The news of ‘Before Watchmen’ hit the JLI hard
JLI:
Booster – “I DIDN’T WANT TO! YOU MADE ME KILL THEM! DIDN’T I SAY SOMETHING DRASTIC WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU GOT DAVID “DRAW THE SAME CHARACTER BUT PUT DIFFERENT COLOUR HAIR TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THEM” FINCH TO DRAW ANOTHER COVER???!!!
UC Spider-Man #8:
Spider-Man to self – “For someone who is obviously the scum of the earth, he really believes in dental hygiene.”
or
Spider-Man to self – “When does a gang banger have time to get his teeth whitened?”
For Justice League International…
Caption 1: The team just learned that Rob Liefeld will be writing and drawing their adventures from this point forward.
Caption 2: They didn’t take it very well.
Booster Gold: Why couldn’ t there have been seven bullets in the gun instead of six?