If things get any more exciting than this, I’ll need a fresh pair of Spidey Underoos by the end of the day.
Let it be clear here and now: I like all the movies Marvel Studios has made. Every single one of them. Some more than others, of course… But that’s normal.
What’s not normal: That Disney/Marvel, riding high on the success juggernaut called The Avengers (which became the THIRD! HIGHEST! GROSSING! MOVIE! EVER! yesterday) would bother to promote the following new Superhero Film Sequel Logos! during a presentation at Ciné 2012 in Northern Italy.
I’ll freely admit to barely knowing the difference between Photoshop and a Soft-Serv Ice Cream Cone, but whoever got paid to create these– or, more accurately, which Studio Suit forced whichever highly creative graphics designer to toe the massively boring company line– got paid way too much to be so uncreative.
For those happy to punish themselves with more mediocrity– you can find close-up, stand alone cards for each title (except Iron Man 3) after the jump. And since BadTaste.it was also kind enough to include a pic of Disney’s latest movie release timeline too, I’ve added that to the gallery for good measure. (Ohmygod! Pixar is actually going to release the Cars spin-off Planes as a real theatrical movie!)
[Images Via BadTaste.it and because I studied Latin instead of Italian (big mistake!) Via Collider]